Eragon

Callyn's take:

Here's a handy little survival guide for those brave enough to endure this film: Tough it out until you watch the hot blonde boys wrestle with eachother. Once the adorable dragon gets thrown into the air, GET OUT. GET OUT OF THAT THEATRE/LIVING ROOM/PIT YOU'RE IN. DO NOT LOOK BACK. IF YOU SEE THE DRAGON RETURN, YOU'RE TOO LATE. JUST LEAVE. THE END. MOVIE OVER. When you get home, just google some hot pictures of Murtagh. Really. You won't miss anything you'll regret not seeing.

Mike's take:

This movie KILLED me. I enjoyed the book so much...and they had to go and take a huge crap on the book and call it this movie. Obviously excited about the popularity of the Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings movies, they took it way too far. Terrible acting, a fragmented plot, and horrible scenes makes this movie one of the worst I've seen in a long time. Read the book instead.

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